By Reading This Blog Post You Agree To Be Fed To My Sharkticons.

So. This is the Federation of Funnies Creators Blog. Sweet.

For those of you who may have no idea who I am, I am Sharktibolt, creator of the Sharkticomics over on TFW2005. And as Eisen said, I love toys. Namely Transformers. Specifically Energon Sharkticon, as I own four of that one figure. But more about that later.

I am 18-years-old and in college, so as you may guess I've got a lot of stuff going on in my life. Homework, classes.....um.....well that's actually it. I'm not what you'd call a social person. I'm the kind of guy whose mom forced him to go to school dances, and the whole time he's there he just stands against the wall glaring menacingly at anyone who attempts to help me have a good time.

So because I have no social life, I find I have a lot of time on my hands. But one of the things I do that helps me eat away at that large amount of spare time is collect Transformers. It helps that I'm willing to step into ANY place that MIGHT have one I'm looking for. You name it, I've probably been there: Wal-Mart, Target, Toysrus, flea markets, TJMaxx, Kmart, Marshalls, Family Dollar, online sites, comic book shops, and more!

My collection is currently at about 420, give or take a few. All of them are different too, with the exception of four of them, which are my favorite figures of all time: Energon Sharkticon! Why the obsession with Sharkticon? No idea. I just know that if I have a fifth one by Christmas I will not be surprised.

So maybe some other time I'll mention something about the Sharkticomics. Which you should totally go and read, by the way.

-Sharktibolt